Why don’t you still have on a condom?

 

This story is based on true events from the life of anonymous contributor Ms. K.

Has this ever happened to you? (True Crazy Kitty Story Coming)

You’re having sex, you look down and  feel. NO CONDOM!!! WTF! Ms. K asked, “Why don’t you still have on a condom?” The reply was,” I thought you didn’t want me to use it.” What? When did they have this discussion? No one is that dumb. If you start out with a condom, chances are your partner wants you to finish with one. Obviously, he never wanted to use a condom in the first place. In a world full of STDS including HIV/AIDS, there are still men out there that simply do not want to use a condom and will avoid them like the plague. Violation is not the word; I don’t know what the word for it is. Whatever the word for it is, this constitutes a major ass whopping. Get up right then and run to the nearest clinic. Go back to the clinic again in 6 months just to make sure everything is kosher. Don’t ever date that person again. If you believe the,” It’s the first time that’s ever happened” lie. You are a fool. That person is a STD waiting to happen. Has this or a similar situation ever happened to you? Share you thoughts…Don’t worry.

We won’t tell anybody.

The Crazy Kitty Column Introduction

Hello Kiddies,

This column is new, fresh, and will soon be filled with lots of juicy angry rants about the craziest situations. This includes situations in relationships, at work, in pop culture, and more. We’ve all had them , those moments that we all regret, want to forget, or still rouse enough blood in our systems to make you wanna bust some windows. I’ve decided to start this blog after a conversation with one of my best girlfriends and one of her girlfriends on a three-way call.

All of us are in different relationships but seem to be facing similar obstacles. We just found it funny and f***** up at the same time.

Don’t be shy. It’s necessary for all of us to know that we are not the only person in the world that has been through some crazy ish and lived to see another day. So get ready for the ride, cause I’m about to go ham. I want everyone to feel free to share comments and also email me if they want their story to be featured.

P.S. This is not a man-bashing site. So men, please feel free to share your stories as well! We would love to hear them.